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"Lessons from a Pro"

June 8, 2017

 

     “Golpher, I want you to take lessons.”  Linky Swink inhaled.

 

     “Why?  You said I need none.”  I scratched my temple.

 

     “Don’t misunderstand me, Golpher.  Your swing is sand-raked smooth.”

 

     Golpher squinted.  “Then…”

 

     “I want you to see James, the funnyman.  I want to see James Gregory, my cousin, the salesman.  I’m concerned about our country, about our membership, too.  In a healthy way, we’d like to grow.”

 

     “Gosh.”  My furry ears tipped.  “I see you puzzled as I look at your sun-scorched face, Linky.  Like fertilizer, a good salesman can make things grow; and country membership, Mr. Gregory?”

 

     “Yes,” said Linky.  “James is as country, down-home as one gets.  He’s a pro at life’s lessons.  We’re an upscale public course.  Croaky and I want to grow membership.  We want to put country back in the club.  We want everyone to feel welcome.  If anyone can make someone feel welcome, it’s country-James and you.  So, I’m sending our finest ambassador to Georgia.  You’re to take lessons from a pro.  Before you knew the club Golpher you knew country, too.”

 

     “I did.  Yes, sir, Linky.  Mama was born in Alamance County.”

 

     “Right you are.  Now, I’m sending you on a seminar—paid leave.  Bring country back to Dog-bone Forest, buddy.  Backbone, humor, and friendly is what we need.  Take lessons from a pro.”

 

     “Backbone, humor, and friendly.”  I nodded.  “Okay.”

 

 

(Image Golpher, Linky at the club, in pro shop)

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